loner's heaven

This is what I mean by "Thousands of Girls out there!"



What People Say and What They Really Mean Episode 5

The last few days had been a rather interesting one. Kept talking to short-skirt online. haha.

It's really been a long time since we last communicated. So I decided to ask...

Ong "So how was your weekend?" (Meaning: Your weekend must have sucked cos you didn't spend it with me)

Short-Shirt "Oh, it sucked. It sucked the living crap out of me. I hate weekends." (Yeah, ok. It did sucked a little without you)

Ong "Why?! I thought weekends were supposed to be exciting and fun!" (I thought you went out with another guy)

Short-Shirt "Trust me. I'll be alright on Friday afternoon, but on Saturday it just starts all over again." (I think of you the moment when I'm free)

Ong "Ok.. Maybe we could meet up again for dinner perhaps?" (Ok, I'm dating you again)

Short-Shirt "Yeah man. But I'll be damn touched if someone would appear right now and ask me out for lunch." (I'll probably marry you if you would do that)

Ong "Yeah cool. Aren't you going out to lunch yet?" (Why're you still here? I wanna go for lunch alr. So stop chatting with me!)

Short-Shirt "I am. But I'm waiting for my colleague" (I'm going out with another guy. So I'm not desperate. AND! You not the only guy going after me)

Ong "What?! You mean you're two-timing me?! Haha." (I'm jealous but I won't admit it. The "Haha" at the end somehow makes it sound like I'm joking)

Short-Shirt "Why? Are you jealous? haha" (So I hit a nerve huh. Good. Let's argue on this.)

Ong "What do you mean I'm jealous?! I just wanna kill that guy!" (Ok. Emotions getting out of control)

Short-Shirt "Ok, It's just this really old guy..." (It's just a simple lunch, really)

Ong "(I interrupted) What?! You mean I lost to an old guy?!" (Ok, I'm just being unreasonable)

Short-Shirt "Why? Are you jealous? hehe" (This is the second time I'm asking you, so you better admit it!)

Ong "Ok, I am. Haha" (In fact, I'm not. Why should I? There're thousands of girls out there!)

Ong "Anyway, Enjoy your lunch." (I bet you won't enjoy it. Cos you're not eating it with me)

Short-Shirt "I will" (Hehe. Just wanna disturb you only la. You're the only one in my heart)



The above conversation ended by lunch time.

posted by yang @ 4:06 PM