If my life were to be shot into a movie, it would definitely be the worst movie ever. You won't believe what's happening to me. Well, I can't believe it myself, not to mention you.
Ok. I haven't seen 'the receptionist'-turned-'HR assistant' for a few days and frankly speaking, I really do miss her. Anyway, got a call from Jolin. She's asking me to come for her concert and she'll sing for me.
Ey. wait. It should be my ex-gf Jolin, not Jolin Tsai. haha. blur.
ok. so back to Jolin. she was saying like her chalet's coming soon, on her birthday, ask me wanna go anot... then got her bf and friends...
One thing. when girls talk to me, normally they will not say too much at first. but later then they will tell me more about themselves as we talked.. somehow I always asked the right questions and that almost always lead to them talking about their boyfriends.
one thing. When girls are talking to you and they start to talk about their boyfriends, it's not a bad thing. Ok, "What people say and what they really mean" part three. Was there even a part two in the first place? I couldn't careless.
The moment the girl 'brings out' her boyfriend, it means something. Two situations;
1. She's reminding you that she has a boyfriend and it's time you should stop ur fantasizing of rolling about with her on the.... ok.
2. She's at the same time, reminding herself that she has a boyfriend. Bingo. you hit the G-spot. ok. maybe not that far yet. But you've activated the B-button. The 'Boyfriend-panic' button. Lots of time there isn't much opportunities to talk to a girl. She'll only mention about her boyfriend when she feels that u have special feelings for her.
Now, there's only two things to do from here;
1. Sit down and cry, then forget about her and go somewhere else, only to find any girls who's attached and sit down and cry and find another girl and sit down and cry, then repeat the whole thing again....
2. Alternatively, you can try something less cumbersome, but slightly more evil, that is... to be the torn in the boyfriend's eye... (poke his eye, make him blind. Not literally, of course.) Be the ultimate tester of their relationship. Stay by the side of the girl, make the boy uncomfortable.
In a relationship, there are bound to be chances where they will quarrel. and if u're really good, the girl will confide in you. As time goes by, as she's willing to share more things with you, u'll realise. U have become her good friend!
so what to do? sit down and cry again?
no.
stand up, be a man. tell her u can be better than her bastardous boyfriend.
tell her to go and die if need be, (but make sure she doesn't do so.) Flash out the hard words if necessary.
Make sure she doesn't treat you as a trash bag, where she'd dump all the unhappy memories of her and her BF and keep all the memories inside her. Make her bring it all out. When she's sad, talk about all the happy times she spent with her Boyfriend!
Make her see the difference when her BF is good-tempered and how he has changed when he quarrelled with her. Haha. Evil. Ok. Remember. Don't hard sell yourself.
Girls like to make decisions. Show them the options. let them make the choice. But remember not to show too much about urself, otherwise, she'll noe. and she'll probably still go back to that stinky skunk faster than u even noe it.
yup. so that's basically about it.
one more thing... the xiao mei mei in my office is going off soon... if you go to the previous post, u can actually see there's one photo we took together on a vessel.
Ok, I kind of like cannot bear her to leave lei.. the feeling's very strange. It feels as if we're nv going to see each other. She's staying in the East. going into TP. so there's practically 0% chance that I'll be seeing her ever again. anyway so sad.
She talked alot to other people one lo. but she nv talk alot to me. like we are both tongue-tied when we see each other. I am lost because I think I dunno what to say la. scared later say wrong thing then she dun like me.
Today finally got a chance to eat lunch with her, well. there was another colleague. so there's like three of us. after eating, went to Starbucks. Then she sit opposite me and "fa dai" she was like staring into my eye and I was staring at her for quite a while.
As usual, the chick magnet release his magnetism... hehe. when she realised that I was staring at her, she smiled (even though not as sweet as the killer smile from the receptionist, but still can cause Diabetes). Well, of course, my colleague was damn paiseh. like light bulb. haha.
Ok. So I decided maybe I shouldn't inject too much emotion. I broke the eye contact.
I BROKE the contact! oh my god. ok. fine. I FJ myself, cannot blame others.
Anyway, I'm really sad that she's leaving. Really.
But after watching the following video... I felt worse. Cos not even Koda Kumi could cheer me up.
*Sad, sad.
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