A follow up to the “Humless” podcastWhat is a “humless” podcast.
Let me give u an example.
U put up a funny podcast.
U talk about bak chor mee.
I would say Mee Siam Mai Hum.
Ey, wait wait wait…
Mee Siam got Hum meh?
How about Hei Mee mai hum?
Ey, wait wait wait…
if i remember correctly, Hei Mee got no Hum in the first place.
otherwise it will be called "Hum Mee" not "Hei Mee"
How about Lor Mai Kai mai hum?
Ey, wait wait wait…
Lor Mai Kai also got no Hum ma?
Haiya. Can someone just f***ing tell me which is the dish that has Hum?
AH~
I know.
Hum Ji Peng. Got Hum right.
Ok, u put up a funny podcast.
U talk about Bak Chor Mee.
I would say, Hum Ji Peng Mai Hum.
So it’s just ‘Ji Peng’. No Hum.
confirm, no Hum.
can't believe that this cup of orange juice here almost sealed my fate. haha.
the girl selling blender offered me this cup of orange juice when i was working at Isetan Scotts. incredible.
oh yeah, up to this point still haven't got to know her name yet. haha. i only got to know her name after i asked for her number. haha.
Jia Ling. nice name. hee. if i'm not wrong, ken also has a friend of the same name ba. haha.
oh yeah. sort of proposed to Sarah yesterday. never give me a direct answer. first time i encounter such problems sia. haha.
SARAH! I'M GETTING YOU! HAHA.
oh yeah. the girl on the right is called Wen yan. got her friendster already. ask for friend request still haven't accept. wait and wait....
haha. she's 20 this year. one year older than me sia. nvm la.
just go for it! haha
on the 8th August, 2006
went out with Sarah, to the place where i managed to use a bottle of mineral water to sort of 'woo' Jia Min. haha. we met at City Hall MRT after my CA presentation for my Gems. haha.
can't believe that we actually chatted too much that we missed the Bedok station, which we are supposed to alight. haha..
then i act blur, say i dunno which bus to take, then dunno which bus stop to alight. haha. actually i got it all planned out la. where got so stupid, wanna go East Coast dunno which bus-stop to alight one meh.... haha.
anyway, we did nothing there la.
just sat by the beach, enjoying the sun, listening to the breeze, didn't even cycle. just chat.
romantic. but still feels that something is missing. am i missing out on something? or is it just there's someone else in my heart? i think Sarah sort of felt the same way. i think she could sense that my mind was somewhere else ba.
on singaporean behaviour
whoa, this one really gets on my nerve. can't remember which day already. I went to Chinatown with my mum. i remember i was walking out of the train at jurong east when someone stepped on my shoe. he didn't even bother to say sorry or what, then just walk off as if nothing has happened. my mum saw it, then asked me if i'm alright.
then i say very loudly (almost shouting already), "that lao or gui (old tortise) stepped on my leg, chee ***" then that person looked back. i stared back at him. looked him in the eye. then my mum say dun be too "guai lan" or else later kana beaten.
then i say, dun worry. these kind of people are just cowards, dun dare to really take any actions one. the more we give in to these kind of people, the more they wanna step on us. so f*ck them when necessary. then they will learn.
on ugly singaporean behaviour
oh yes, right after i was stepped on, i found a seat. then, right opposite the platform is a man sneezing, then he use his hand to wipe the mucus away and WIPE IT ON THE CHAIR!!! oh my god. he's not the dirty looking type, you know. he is wearing long sleeves and pants, then wear very formal lei! what the hell. ugly singaporean.
on Fugly singaporean behaviour
then I went to CK. i saw a formal long sleeve shirt lei, then i wanna go and try. then the auntie say cannot. can only try the sample. although the sample is of the same size, but the pattern is fugly one lor. how can try that one. and how do i know that the one i want to buy looks nice on me? never try how to buy?
then in the end, i never buy. put back the shirt, plus another pair of pants which i intended to buy together one. but i Du Lan. so never buy anything.
how to improve service attitude when everything also cannot try. everything also cannot open from packaging, even when all u need to do is just to pack it back if the customer dun buy. chatting away when u are working is the so - called improved service attitude meh?
how the f*ck are we going to improve Singapore's service standards when these kind of people are around?
questions remains unsolved.....
